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steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

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nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

isn’t it ironic that boobs are used to sell everything from burgers to soap but how dare a mother breastfeed her child out in the open

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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harclon:

Today someone asked me if I liked girls and I said “gaybe”

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awwww-cute:

She loves the crumpling noise these bags make

awwww-cute:

She loves the crumpling noise these bags make

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