I'm Cass. I'm concerned about the methods you used to stumble across this blog. I have to ask that you don't use flash photography, especially through my bedroom window, as it disturbs the cat. I would wish you a good time, but that's at the next blog over. Welcome to Hell.

peppermintbee:

Words I started using ironically:

  • bro / bruh
  • bae
  • waifu
  • rad
  • totes
  • amirite
  • mang

Words I’m now using non-ironically:

  • [ see above list ]

(via garthismyspiritanimal)

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✿ send me a floral question ✿

Daisy:How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation:If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine:What color looks best on you?
foxglove:Name three facts about your family?
Allium:What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom:If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily:If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia:Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip:Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose:Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil:What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose:Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia:Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony:What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip:For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle:Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus:Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia:Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy:What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea:Starbucks order?
Violet:Do you like where you're from?
Locust:What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron:What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace:Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia:Favorite kind of candy?
Aster:Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold:Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia:Do you like when it rains?
Azalea:What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion:Do you think you're important?
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read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

(via garthismyspiritanimal)

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meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

(Source: meladoodle, via infamousgod)

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sexyseventhgrader:

a headline I wasnt prepared to read

sexyseventhgrader:

a headline I wasnt prepared to read

(via zackisontumblr)

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threedollarwine:

crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality

you didn’t have time to be a person before depression

and it’s scary having no idea who you are

(Source: pixie-grotto, via yourmomfollowedme)

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itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(Source: sandandglass, via garthismyspiritanimal)

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oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.


is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

(via infamousgod)

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rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

(Source: taggedbooty, via famousest)

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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(via verticaliciouss)

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plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via fakebreast)

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