I'm Cass. I'm concerned about the methods you used to stumble across this blog. I have to ask that you don't use flash photography, especially through my bedroom window, as it disturbs the cat. I would wish you a good time, but that's at the next blog over. Welcome to Hell.

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

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docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

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matthewjhelders:

"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????

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zachthemermaid:

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

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WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

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foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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spoopingguile I feel like this was you as a child

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mewtripled:

this happened to me in class on monday

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via ruinedchildhood)

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