I'm Cass. I'm concerned about the methods you used to stumble across this blog. I have to ask that you don't use flash photography, especially through my bedroom window, as it disturbs the cat. I would wish you a good time, but that's at the next blog over. Welcome to Hell.

GUYS I WAS WATCHING A PODCAST FOR CHEMISTRY AND I TURNED THE SUBTITLES ON

GUYS I WAS WATCHING A PODCAST FOR CHEMISTRY AND I TURNED THE SUBTITLES ON

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So we're watching a video about texting and driving and...

Woman:*reading a text*
Woman:"Where are you at?"
Woman:Three. Simple. Words.
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God/Goddess Asks!

(No, not going to be able to list every single one D:)
Anubis:How do you feel about death?
Atum:What are your greatest imperfections?
Bastet:Do you have any cats?
Hathor:What brings you joy?
Horus:What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Osiris:Do you believe in the underworld?
Ra:Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Thoth:Do you like to read/write?
Arawn:What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
Bran:How is your health?
Brighid:Tell us about your relationship with your father.
Cernunnos:What is your favorite animal?
Danu:What is your relationship with your mother?
Morrigan:What do you think happens when we die?
Olwen:What is your favorite flower?
Rhiannon:Have you ever been betrayed?
Bragi:What kind of music do you listen to?
Freya:Have you ever been in love?
Freyr:Do you have any children?
Hœnir:Are you a silent or talkative person?
Iounn:How old are you?
Loki:What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
Odin:What is your family like?
Thor:Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
Tree:What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
Aphrodite:What do you think of yourself?
Ares:Are you an easy person to anger?
Athena:Would you consider yourself an artist?
Apollo:Do you play any instruments?
Dionysus:Do you drink?
Hades:Do you have a bad reputation?
Hekate:Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Hermes:Have you ever stolen anything?
Poseidon:Are you a moody person?
Zeus:Are you a confident person?
Jupiter:Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Pluto:Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna:Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Mars:Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Minerva:Do you generally give good advice?
Proserpine:Have you ever felt trapped?
Plutus:Do you have a job?
Venus:Have you ever had your heart broken?
Vesta:Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
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kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

(Source: catleecious, via imothephangirl)

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5 hours ago

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

image

(via gnarly)

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